Viciously trained by merciless Froglok army

[Swish]

Originally Posted by Stormfists [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Swish opinions aren't valid, He cant even cum to forumporn anymore.

I know what a quality thread is. This isn't one of them.

I offer lessons in how to be a better FQ'er, PM me for the latest rates.

[Stormfists]

Swish acknowledged his time was over as he combed the Oreo crumbs from the chest hair covering his unsightly man tits.
"I have... Nothing to offer", he splutters.

Realising his life has been misspent, Swish pulls a pistol from his drawer. A chocolate pistol.
He inhales the chocolate to mask the deep seated sadness, with no regard for his diabetes.
"I wish this was a big ol penis", he muttered.

[Swish]

I'm going to say it, and I never thought I would. Spyder73 is a better writer.

[maskedmelonpai]

I thought OP was funny ^^ Fun twist of style made for interesting read :3

[skarlorn]

Originally Posted by Swish [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'm going to say it, and I never thought I would. Spyder73 is a better writer.

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