WTT All of my plat and 10 Shrunken Goblin Skull Earrings for White Dragon Scales

[ThePeoplesBard]

I really like the idea and appreciate the offer to help with the kill, but I don't have the expertise to orchestrate it or the time. The odds that either white dragon will spawn when I'm not at work or doing chores for my slave-driver wife (I married her for her tambourine skills, not her kindness) are very low. I've struggled to even learn what their windows are, let alone be on for the fight.

But maybe a rag tag crew can assemble to pull it off to split the plat I'm offering?

The offer is now 240k and 10 earrings.

[ThePeoplesBard]

What's an East Commonlands forum participant's favorite carnival attraction?

Bumper cars.

[ThePeoplesBard]

Bumping with an invite.

Hello, friends!

I'm Kavalier, The People's Bard, and it's my Birthday on Monday, 13 March. My <Paradox> friends and I are hosting a Trak's Teeth Cycles and Seb Keying party at 8 PM EST that night, and you're invited. Details:

++ Does your main or an alt need a Seb Key? Then come on out, and we'll get you keyed up! Then you, too, can sit for hours in Seb LFG!

++ While keying, we'll have chances for some pretty great loot, including several 7-12k items and decent class-specific No Drop items. (See Hunter/Forager cycle section on the wiki here.) Everything will be greed rolled. If you participate in the kill, you get to roll your dice.

++ You are encouraged to bring your most exotic and silly Baking and Brewing treats. I will give out small rewards for Best Baker and Best Brewer.

PST to Kavalier if you have any questions. Looking forward to seeing you there.

-- TPB

[MABrown90]

I can't decide if you need a White Dragon Scale or a record deal.

Maybe both. Junk is dope.
Good Luck!

[Negativ]

This is quite possibly the best EC tunnel post I've ever encountered. A+. Poop sock comment made my day.

[ThePeoplesBard]

Birthday bump. 240k and 10 earrings.

[Dirt]

Im throwing in a fungi to the mix.

Kav is super cool. Someone give this man some scales!

[zanderklocke]

We're getting close to the price TMO would charge for Trak guts.

[ThePeoplesBard]

Now paying 250k, a fungi tunic, and 10 Shrunken Goblin Skull Earrings.

Also, new song. Listen here: https://youtu.be/Phhx6E4PO14

I Hope She's Got A Human...

I learned long ago not to be picky,
but I can't seem to find my fish in the sea.
She can have a Dark Elf smile and a Gnome's height.
She can have Halfling feet and a Troll's overbite.
But if I'm being perfectly blunt,
I hope she's got a Human...

A Half Elf like me is fine with a mutt.
But even with an open mind, my love's in a rut.
She can have a High Elf tan, a beard of Dwarf length,
a Barbarian's gentle touch, and a Wood Elf's strength
CHORUS

Give her the caboose of an Ogre and Iksar scales,
an Erudite ego and Drolvarg tail!
Give her Froglok eyes and a Goblin grin,
make her Kobold smart and Golem thin.
CHORUS
...heart.

[Maverickkc]

Belated Birthday Bump.