What's something good that happened today?

[unsunghero]

Originally Posted by MrSparkle001 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Finally watched the first two LOTR movies with my girlfriend. Extended editions.

She got turned on by the battering rams forcing their way through the doors, and Arwen waking Aragorn with a kiss. Not enough nudity and sex for her lol.

Damn dude your girl’s a freak

[Encroaching Death]

Originally Posted by unsunghero [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Damn dude your girl’s a freak

My old roommate told me his girlfriend had a rape fetish.

He said they were watching a thriller movie where one of the characters gets raped and she forced him to keep rewinding it.

Wholesome.

[MrSparkle001]

Originally Posted by unsunghero [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Damn dude your girl’s a freak

I can't keep up with her.

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Can't wait to see how she reacts to Grond.

[unsunghero]

Bowling and ice skating date nite with this cutie who’s not very good at either tbh [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Jobaber]

Show her the forums.

[unsunghero]

Originally Posted by Jobaber [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Show her the forums.

[Encroaching Death]

I have a theory: If you put your phone in your back pocket, you have a nice ass.

So far, the theory seems true, but I'm collecting more data.

[magnetaress]

Started Reading this book

:How To be Sick: by this Toni person.

v guud and profound and terrifyingliy accurates

[aussenseiter]

I used the Holman rule to insult Laura Loomer on Twitter when she said something stupid.

Not great, not terrible.

[Encroaching Death]

I managed to fit the entire barrel into my mouth without crying this time