Bored. Predictions for 2023?

[magnetaress]

My fav is Antarctica zombie 🧟*♂️ apocalypse .

Another prediction riots. Somewhere about something.

More shootings.

A huge uptick in suicides and violence.

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I'm open to non doom and gloom perditions. Like uhm. I don't know. Pork belly futures good?

[Encroaching Death]

Ukraine boils over into a larger war involving NATO.

Tactical nukes will be used.

PetroDollar is abandoned for PetroYuan.

I will be huddled over a burning barrel with an empty stomach.

[goblinmob]

Maybe more of a hunch than a prediction, but I just think it's gonna be a good one. I don't recall new years being something personally significant in the past, last year was maybe like my first resolution ever. I gave up energy drinks and only had pop on holidays (failed miserably on the candy front). But I've kept having passing thoughts about how great 2023 is gonna be! Who knows, maybe we'll hear something in the news about a grand opening for Duuuukeeeee Bbbbbuuuurrrggeeerrrr somewhere in NJ?? Eh? Eh? Amirite?...

[goblinmob]

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Ukraine boils over into a larger war involving NATO.

Tactical nukes will be used.

PetroDollar is abandoned for PetroYuan.

I will be huddled over a burning barrel with an empty stomach.

Lol I'm just picturing Eddie from Christmas Vacation

[aussenseiter]

Is it cheating if we use real things?

Republicans try to default on US debt in July/August

[unsunghero]

Cool thread idea. My predictions:

1. Russia Ukraine 100 years war Fighting Over The Rubble goes basically nowhere

2. There is a pendulum swing in entertainment away from wokeness because studios realize it’s just too costly profit-wise

3. Suicide and depression/anxiety rates remain high because of social media and the perceived perks of being a victim

4. A SHITLOAD of fentanyl comes over the border and kills even more than before. Numbers of homeless continue to climb and climb. There could be enough of a border surge to cause some kind of big reaction, either state level or federally

Inflation, wages, I don’t forsee any crazy changes but probably no positives either

[aussenseiter]

State stimmies are coming for certain segments in 2023 if WA is any example.

[magnetaress]

Thread is off to a good start. Pleasantly surprised.

I also totally agree about social media and victim thinking driving suicide.

Yall r a bunch of Nostrodomases.

I predict Burger Kings new Jalepeno Chicken "Mexican" burger is a big hit and they take a small lead behind Taco Bell in the restaurant wars staying strong into Q1 2024.

[aussenseiter]

California reparations committee passes uh, reparations and it immediately becomes the #1 issue in the 2024 federal election cycle

[goblinmob]

Maaaan, fuck BK.. I'm here to kick ass and chew through a Triple Stack Duke Burger with extra Mutant Bacon and Atomic Sauce.. and I'm all out of asss-i need to stop this...