How much toilet paper do you have on hand?

[magnetaress]

I use my hands.

[Duik]

Originally Posted by Ciderpress [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The question is do you do the thing where you fold it a bunch of times, or do you wad it up in a ball (when you wipe your asshole I mean).

I am the virtual Origami Crap Wrap Man.
Or Sara Lee. Layer upon layer upon layer.
No CrumpleShitskin for me thanks.

[Reiwa]

Originally Posted by magnetaress [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I use my hands.

Gross 🚿

[shovelquest]

I guess giant handicap looking toilets are the best but I still haven't tried one.

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(looks like a bathroom in that movie The Visit)

[magnetaress]

Originally Posted by shovelquest [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I guess giant handicap looking toilets are the best but I still haven't tried one.

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(looks like a bathroom in that movie The Visit)

Isn't this like the norm in Japan and Korea? Like u can literally soeakerphone an attendant or your landlord there from ur toilets?

[Ekco]

i saw some article about how those smart toilets are being hacked and used in botnets or something crazy lol

quick search

A hacked toilet could theoretically scream and spray you with the bidet while opening and closing its 'mouth,' "causing discomfort or distress to user," according to a Trustwave security advisory.

A warning from Ploessel: even when hacked, the toilets are smart enough not to spray the bidet unless they perceive that a body is actually in front of the sensor. So if your 'smart toilet' goes on the fritz, don't lean in face-first to investigate.

[Swish]

Is that what they call toilet humor? lmaooo

[shovelquest]

Originally Posted by Swish [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Is that what they call toilet humor? lmaooo

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[Duik]

You say its your bidet.
Do do do do do do do do.
Its my bidet to yeah.

[magnetaress]

One time I was like 12 miles into the woods alone without supplies and I had to shit. And the best I could find to clean my hand was some sandy clay. Hehe.

True story. Swear 🤞