Nine years ago

[Rumham]

Nine years ago I really wanted to play everwuest p99 and be strong in the game. No one trusted me to lend me a fungi and everyone trolled me saying I was a salary man. Well well well… nine years later and you might say that today I am a salary man because I am not laid by the hour but paid a large salary. I deal with very confidential information and no one trust me even with borrowing a fungi or even on my paladin when I ask for a loan to buy some other armor as I leveled. So I guess this is all to say that I am very trusted and the fungi you did not loan me was but a speck compared to the trust I own today. I also am coming back to play again but that’s another story for later. I never forgot.

[Reiwa]

Do you have Guardian Robe and Brizzleblitz Freezer Gnosher?

[spoil]

What a tragic story.

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

I was a surgical assistant during the first 3 years of live and it was funky coming home and people are like, "how do I know you failed the combine?"

I was in the prenatal cardiology unit at the time, and I don't know, it was funny.

OP seems to be dwelling on the irony.

Try laughter. It worked then it still works now, albeit I've hung up my forceps.

[OriginalContentGuy]

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I was a surgical assistant during the first 3 years of live and it was funky coming home and people are like, "how do I know you failed the combine?"

I was in the prenatal cardiology unit at the time, and I don't know, it was funny.

OP seems to be dwelling on the irony.

Try laughter. It worked then it still works now, albeit I've hung up my forceps.

I was thinking of a rod of Asclepius to add as a decal for my conveyance. Tell us a medical history story please I have a few myself.

[OriginalContentGuy]

I have 20k on blue you can have op

[OriginalContentGuy]

No fungi tho

[Ekco]

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[Sadre Spinegnawer]

My most harrowing night in the ER as a prenatal cardiologist assistant was the night a pregnant woman came in, and she was flat lining. She had taken a gunshot wound to her right chest and she was not breathing. They wheeled her in and right away the main team got to work getting her blood pressure up, and worked with what little pulse she had. My team got to work on the unborn baby. It wasn't doing too good, Lucy.

Then the patient crashed.

The main team cracked open the patient's chest and the doctor straddled the patient and manually palpated her heart whilst his assistant was jacking adrenaline into the woman's carotid.

My team was getting busy downstairs. We got the patient dilated and the prenatal cardiologist had one hand up the woman's cervix, palpating the very tiny fetus with his thumb and forefinger, a skill which all prenatal cardiologists practice all hoping they never have to use it.

But something wasn't right. The fetus was too big for how many months along it was, plus there was a second heartbeat.

"We've got a parasitic twin!" I yelled. I reached in to assist the doctor pinching just a bit above the outside twin's forehead, which was where the heart -- beating, and therefore alive -- of the parasitic twin was.

"I've never stimulated a tiny baby heart through a fetal skull before," I jiked to tammy, who we've been through lots of shit together.

Long story short the mother died but we delivered the fetus, and as we did the parasitic twin sprang out of the forehead of her brother. We called the girl Athena and the boy Zeus.

[OriginalContentGuy]

I'd trade away a college filled shoulder to shoulder with soppy wunches of bankers for just one new William Halsted. Bless you, physician.