Are you EQ racist if you assume...

[Ennoia]

Originally Posted by Atmas [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I remember once on live I was in a raid group with a wood elf with melee weapons and I was like "Hey could you twist in a little mana song?" He informed me he wasn't a bard. I was like whoops my bad. A little while later I asked him for a SoW figuring he must be a ranger. Turned out he was a warrior. I had to double check some books to confirm that was actually possible and he wasn't just pulling my leg.

There was a long running joke on Brell similar to that. This particular Wood Elf Warrior was always referred to as a Ranger...guess you had to be there.

[Rainflush]

I've come to assume every Iksar is a dyslexic moron with severe ADHD.

[Jydlen]

Originally Posted by Tarathiel [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

A damn erudite stole my bike!

lmao...

[Robben]

My main on Live was a halfling warrior. Didn't matter if you were decked out in full plate, dual-wielding weapons, you still got asked for SoW. : )

[Kika Maslyaka]

entire EQ is based on racism [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
Your agnostic ogre warrior KOS in Qeynos regardless your personal believes [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Nubben]

I was a halfling rogue throughout my EQ career, and every once in a while just for fun I would put on a suit of leather, a rusty scimitar, and a shield and put on /role. Whenever anyone asked me for SoW I would /em "Nubben's spell fizzles" a few times in a row, then tell them sorry, out of mana.

[Ingrum]

Originally Posted by hdawg06 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I assume every ogre is stupid. Have yet to find one to prove me wrong.

Haha, agreed!

I still have trouble discerning whether every gnome, dark elf, and high elf I see in a robe is an enchanter, mage, or necro. I always just assume they're enchanters and bug them for haste anyway.

A while ago down in King Camp I was grouped with a half-elf warrior pal that kept getting Clarity from the enchanter under the assumption that he was a Ranger. When the half-elf exclaimed that he wasn't a Ranger I made sure to send a tell to the enchanter saying that he was just joking and still needed C. =P

[Vohl]

Hi, my name is Vohl, and it's been ten days since I ate my last gnome. I know it's difficult for many of you to believe this, but gnomes are friends, not food.

Halflings, on the other hand, are food. They have a nice Jumjummy aftertaste, and don't leave gears and sprockets stuck between your teeth.

[Ennoia]

Originally Posted by Ingrum [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Haha, agreed!

I still have trouble discerning whether every gnome, dark elf, and high elf I see in a robe is an enchanter, mage, or necro. I always just assume they're enchanters and bug them for haste anyway.

A while ago down in King Camp I was grouped with a half-elf warrior pal that kept getting Clarity from the enchanter under the assumption that he was a Ranger. When the half-elf exclaimed that he wasn't a Ranger I made sure to send a tell to the enchanter saying that he was just joking and still needed C. =P

When I was leveling up in my Robe of the Oracle I'd get asked a LOT for Clarity...even when running around with my pet right there.

Best ones are when an Enchanter/Wizard clicks an AoN and just kinda sits there with lev on so they can hide.

[Semli]

My main on Live was a Halfling Paladin.