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02-19-2012, 06:43 PM
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02-19-2012, 07:30 PM
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nice blog kid
From losing 170 lbs. to waking up in the ICU to right now.</b><br /><br /><u>Current mood:</u><font color="#ff6600">Rampaging rape machine</font><br /><br /><div align="left"><font color="#ff6600">It's
been a roller coaster of a few weeks for me, anyone who knows me can agree on this I'm sure. But in retrospect I've learned some important things...<b>Some are simple equations like this doesn't mix with that, others are more life lessons like if a girl messes around with your friends then they're probably untrustworthy whores</b>, and some are just tidbits like how much I like the Pour Farm. Yeah, stuff like that.<br />Summer is here and I can finally shed this gross layer of skin that has accumulated over the last three years and remind the anus of the world who I am. I'll be focusing more on how fucking awesome I am and much less on how other people suck so much. All the missed opportunities to have a great time and experience new things are going to be revisited, all the shitty things are going to get dropped (most already have been), and all the possible tearing shit up will be torn the fuck up!<br />My liver is made of iron, my hearts made of ice, and my tongue is a combination of whip and atom bomb. Planet Earth and all of it's inhabitants please prepare to cry in a corner and hope a long hot shower will wash it all away (it won't).</font><br /><br />I have reposted it here for posterity's sake. (and for everyone's amusement if they had missed it up until now) <br /><br />I bolded, as I did in the other post, the part that is hilariously hypocritical. He was cheating on his girlfriend for over a year, with multiple girls, repeatedly. The audacity he has to say that she was untrustworthy is purely fucking <b><u>hysterical</u></b>. <br /><br />I realize that this is already in my post that highlights the lies my ex spewed and still burps forth, but I gain personal delight from displaying this to the world in a new clean posting separate from the other.<br /><br />Eat more pills and less pizza next time, fat-fuck. <br /><br />If you're curious as to how many it would take to <i><b>actually</b></i> kill you this time, 12 grams is almost always fatal. But, since you are an alcoholic AND you have already caused irreparable damage through your previous epic fail to your liver, this shouldn't be guesswork anymore. Just eat 24 "Extra Strength Tylenol" next time.<br /><b><br />Thank me in your suicide note for the help in figuring out what your stupidity and ineptitude have prevented you from accomplishing in the past.</b><br /><b><br /></b>Happy pill-popping, fatty! <b><img src="http://x.myspacecdn.com/images/blog/moods/iBrads/amused.gif" /></b><br /></div> </article> | ||
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02-19-2012, 07:30 PM
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lol who is that?
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02-19-2012, 07:45 PM
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I'm 6'1" 200lbs, reddish light brown hair? Green eyes. I am a major fucking dork, reading, video games, computers etc. I even watch educational TV when I'm bored. Mythbusters, Planet Earth, Discovery Channel and History Channel in its entirety really. I am UNDEFEATED at trivial pursuit still to this day. I'm the type of man you can trust, until you fuck me over. And, I've been shit on hard in my life more times than should really be admitted out loud but, I keep on truckin' lol I'm not going to let one lying, cheating, *K*unt or anyone else take me down emotionally. Nothing's killed me yet but, a lot of things have come close. Blood poisoning, head injury, car accident, brutal random assault, and a complete digestive tract failure at one point. I guess you could say I have "bad luck"? I always heal, and come back stronger. I'm enlisted in the MA ARNG and I'm going to be a Combat Medic. I want to help make sure people come home alive. P.S. SemperF1delis is my AIM screen name.
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