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Old 03-01-2013, 04:16 AM
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And this thread caught your eye, right?
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Old 03-01-2013, 04:35 AM
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My forehead is kind of greasy tonight. I could use this greasiness to fix water marks on film negatives, but I can't make my keyboard autofire with duct tape.

Relapse, try moving your hand instead of your hips. It's a lot easier. Also, stop eating so many french fries and go for a walk.
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Old 03-01-2013, 05:06 AM
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I search my name on p99 twice or three times a day to see if anyone has posted about me, and reply if they have - which is usually about once a week.
Never thought i would say this, but we need more HBB thread in RnF. The FE/TMO war is getting stale.
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Old 03-01-2013, 05:35 AM
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take supplements and fill large beakers with your monster loads, everyone. surprise your significant other with your supreme sour cream.
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Old 03-01-2013, 06:10 AM
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It did when I saw my name was mentioned in it.

L2 search function.
You pop in once a week and search your name?
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Old 03-01-2013, 06:42 AM
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Nevermind obviously this thread is so thoroughly unentertaining that I'm not reading properly
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Old 03-01-2013, 01:51 PM
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Maybe you should try jerking off.
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Old 03-01-2013, 02:37 PM
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I shall remain self chaste until you post the fraps of invis pulling VP / Kael failing.

And then... I will lose my virginity for the second time.... to myself.
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Old 03-01-2013, 07:13 PM
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do you get extremely out of breath or am i just getting out of shape?
Just stop and have him work on himself for a while... when you regain your breath, you can put your hand back around his shaft and continue.
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Old 03-01-2013, 07:17 PM
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I jerk off with a floor mirror, so i can watch my nuts bounce up and down on the mirror.
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