I said "Launch the nukes!", it was a joke.

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

But to be racially fair, IMO the hottest, AND most savage female athlete on the planet is Dakota Ditcheva

I had a pipe dream that maybe one day her brain would get so scrambled with CTE that I could have a shot with my marriage proposal. But turns out she’s too good and doesn’t get hit in the head enough

So it’s time for me to move on. But FB won’t stop sending me Dakota pics in my feed, even though I don’t click them. I’m trying to move on, FB!

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