Sad day for Athiests

[aowen]

I am from Texas, and I can most assuredly say that I can answer the door to my house with a gun in my hand and tell you to fuck off. Not that I would, because I don't own a gun, but if I decided to, I definitely could without repercussion. Moreover, I have answered the door naked before when I saw that it was mormons, because that's how things should be done. I have also seen them walking before house to house and asked them if they wanted drugs. Freaking out mormons is fucking awesome.