This has to be the most cringeworthy, embarrassing, pathetic date ever. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=ewvugDE2cPo
If you can manage to sit through the whole thing, it ends hillariously with tears and commentary from his buddies that were probably coaching him along on the date and who are just as incredibly clueless about women and dating. He's so insecure from the start it just makes me laugh about as much as the woman he's on the date with. He even mentioned he's on roids or something. Weird and awkward can barely describe this trainwreck. This is what I imagine most of the idiots here would be like on a date with one of P99's resident vaginas.