EQ Dog Commands

[Something'Witty]

So my wife and I are in the midst of training our four month old doberman puppy and have decided to embrace our inner EQ nerd by using EQ jargon in our training. For example, stay = root, lay down = mez, play dead = feign death, and release = break (as in, break root / mez). We thought about having sit = med (meditate), but figured that is one of those commands that needs to conform to the norm.

If you have any cleaver suggestions, please post them.