Traitors & Sellouts, Never Forget, Never Forgive *** UPDATES ***

[Smedy]

Originally Posted by Mingo [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Chewie is a saint and a white knight, as Samwise has said, i do however want to nominate the treacherous and deceptive ability that plagues the great Chewie:



UPDATES 2013-10-22

Chewie's Harmtouch

Known Aliases: Cruel Traitorous Touch, Harmfulselftouch, Ejection Seat

Synopsis: The true definition of traitor, Chewie's harmtouch betrays him on the regular. Instead of causing harm to Chewie's enemies it constantly misfires and slays the great Protector of Guk himself. Chewie is a white knight, it's possible his harmtouch wants to be a lay on hands and is confused by the honorable nature of it's troll master. It's hard to tell where this ability went wrong, when it went awry, but be aware this harmtouch refreshes upon death and has been seen to betray the great troll whether he's armored or naked atleast a dozen times a week.

Conclusion: Chewie's harmtouch ability is confused. Whether friend or foe, nobody knows, but there is endless anecdotal evidence that this ability betrays the great Chewie and kills him more often than it works to his favor and kills his enemy.. the very definition of traitor, Chewie's harmtouch SHOULD NOT BE TRUSTED WITH CHEWIE'S LIFE.

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