What spell would you use if you could have one IRL

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Originally Posted by Snackies [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I can't believe nobody has said Flaming Sword of Xuzl yet.

It may not be able to do anything in EQ but it would cut/cook your meals at the same time (or poof before it reaches your dish because you didn't aggro it yet).

Yeah but you can't control it. So it goes berserk, cuts your steak into fine bits, keeps going and minces it, keeps going it as the cutting board begins to notch, keeps going as bits of wood fly about, keeps going into your kitchen counter, keeps going til the cabinets are half shredded, keeps going when your dog walks by with your first born child on it's back, keeps going when your wife runs to your child screaming, "My baby!", keeps going when your other chlid walks into the room and quizically says, "Mommy?" before running to her and being cut down on her still warm body, eyes still flickering with the last twitches of life, keeps going til.. oh okay depopped.