Why do boobs get more attention than Ass?

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Originally Posted by Raavak [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

At the risk of ruining something magical, did you know there is scientific theory behind the tit and ass thing?

When we walked around on all 4's the male looked for the female ass to come up behind and fuck.

Then when we started walking upright we needed the same signal, so over the millennia females with larger, fattier breasts got laid more often... because the closer their breasts looked to asses the more guys wanted to bone them. Human's I think are the only animal with big, fat filled tits (not udders). Yes, its because tits remind us of asses.

Tits or ass?
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So you're saying it is scientifically proven that tits guys are more evolved?