You haven't played classic Everquest until...?

[Hollywood]

Apparently it isn't classic unless...

-You knew at least one person who knew someone who knew the brother of someone in FoH
-You lied and say that you were once buffed by Aradune somewhere near Halas
-You were a monk and made an art of training people in the Hole
-You stole your parents credit card to pay for EQ
-You were ok with training in VP and saw it as a tactic
-You made a Barbarian and got a port to Greater Faydark, just so you could stand in Kelethin and block the bank door
-You corpse dragged someone to the opposite end of a zone
-You believed raiding meant you had to have a pre requisite trait of being a douche