Half Elves might smell like shame and abandoned puppy. I mean their human father and wood elf mother just got together one night of passion and didnt know what to do afterwards. And they just dumped it off in Surefall Glades to fend for themselves. Yeah this all sounds a little mean but it must be hard being the only race mixed race in the game, considering its the year 3104 and you dont see any half ogres or half dark elves running around. And no, it will never be a wood elf male and a human female. Because when was the last time you seen a wood elf male? Yeah its been awhile hasn't it.
Ugh, Im running out of races to continue to bump this thread.. actually I wonder if I can find my old Dark Elf fanfics from 14 years ago around anywhere...
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