<Gay Blades> is recruiting!

[GrobbGangsta]

Gay Blades, Red 99's first openly gay guild, is recruiting new members! Let us help you transition into your new openly gay lifestyle. We are out a proud. Let me introduce you to a few key members:

Phaghagg - de facto leader of the Gay Blades. She was a high elf beauty until Miguel threw acid on her face for cheating on him with Roberto. She has let herself go and now spends all her time with gay men to cope with the reality that no straight dudes want to bang her. Self loathing and despicable, she spends a lot of time in gfay.

Girlfriend - used to be a chick but had gender surgery and a new penis surgically attached so she can fuck dudes. Since the sex change he has slept with bighurb, relapse, super hater, and lamort.

Chips - little gnome with a monster cock, he drills dudes all over faydwer. Come holler at a boy in crushbone.

If you are gay, bi, or curious, <Gay Blades> is the guild for you! Greater Faydark has been zoned "homosexual" and we plan to keep all the hetero weirdos out.

Please send tell to Phaghagg or Girlfriend.