EXP death PK

[captnamazing]

after a long night of grinding dalnir
i returned to WC

there was a puny dark elf cleric standing near by
dark blue con
red name

My heart leapt to my mouth
I hadn't PK'd anyone since that AFK twink in Innothule
who i beat for twenty minutes with a splintering club
at level five
admiring his EoE and CoF
while i turned his face into pulp

Nor had i been PK'd
evading the twinkiest of twinkers
by sticking to out of the way
secret zones

the cleric looked at me
gripped his hammer and bark shield
but i made no move nor any sign

For there was a red con halfling druid sitting right there
Rotcat may be a troll, but she is wise
druid maybe port puny dark elf
maybe druid friend?
maybe friend druid hear rotcat smash puny dark elf
send friend to hunt rot cat?

So I waited. The cleric watched me
and I watched the druid gate away.

The dark elf's fate was sealed
rotcat's vision went red
she sat down on the cool grass of west commons
fondling the opals she had looted from sarnak corpses
in case the cleric killed her,
she decided,
she would not sell her loot

Meanwhile, the cleric sold his shit
and like a fool
aggro'd the two druids guarding the ring.

Rotcat was displeased
This was a nub move
That was HER prey... but now the druids were chasing the elf
and the elf was sprinting away

Rotcat rooted the puny dark elf
he blanched and turned the color of a clear sky

"i'm getting farmed"
he said
"pls let me bind"

and in a rare moment of pity
watching as the druids fistfucked this cleric to death
rotcat stopped casting Winter's Roar
decided
I'll give this guy a chance
it's up to him to make a move now
"okay" rotcat growled "go"

the druids raped him
he tumbled over, bloody and beaten
in the cool glade
druid semen staining his cheeks
his pants pulled to his ankles
and his face mooshed in the dirt

and though Rotcat is not any richer
she waddled off into the night
content
ears deaf to the furious /tells
AN EXP DEATH
REALLYY???

me am rotcat
me am strong troll
me snap puny twig elf