How to Fix the Server

[Syft 2.0]

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Dear:
[_] Clueless n00b
[_] Lamer
[_] Flamer
[_] Pervert
[_] Sexist
[_] Spammer
[_] Racist
[X] Dumbass
[_] Waste of Life
[_] Other:

You are being flamed because:
[X] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand.
[X] You started a pointless thread.
[_] You bumped a pointless thread.
[X] Your post contained nothing but crap.
[_] You can't spell more than 3 words right.
[_] Your awful markup made the post unreadable.
[X] You made a useless assumption.
[_] You posted IN ALL CAPS FOR NO APPARENT REASON.
[_] YoU tYpEd SoMeThInG lAmE lIkE tHiS.
[_] You say you're "1337".
[_] You posted a topic that's been posted 50 times already.

As punishment, you must:
[X] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea of what you're doing.
[_] Stab yourself in the eye with a pen.
[_] Give up your internet account.
[X] Eat paint chips for the next 6 months.
[_] Make goatse.cx your home page.
[_] Jump into a bathtub with a toaster.
[_] Actually post something relevant.
[_] Read and memorize The Rules.
[_] Leave these boards forever.

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If Nihilum didn't openly oppose instant click nerfs, Unlimited Range AoE spells fix, and boosted exp rates, your post might have had a shred of a chance at making a point.

Now Variance! I don't think anyone needs a tinfoil hat to figure out why.