The End of All Raid Disputes on Project 1999

[Juntsie]

Dear Project 1999 Raid Community,

Juntsie sad he make this post cuz it will cost him business, as he offer raid dispute resolution services at competitive rates wit guaranteed gud results. But, Juntsie always tinking of good of server first, so he make post with BIG IDEA.

Before Juntsie suggest how to solve all raid dispute for gud, server must understand why raid dispute arise. The real cause of raid dispute is not well understood or known by community. Juntsie, however, has performed numerous published studies and identified the following, sole cause of all raid disputes:

ISSUE: Male Raider Want Moar Pixel to Impress Females

Most raider try to deny this cuz embarrassed but it truth. Dey tink dat magical raid loot cause scarce EQ female to admire dem, and want to exchange intimate communications in tells. Dey think glowing big sword going to make female tink, "OOOOOH, I wonder what is in pants!!!!!!" Dis true to certain extent, but only cuz male raider give female item for free. In end, raid dispute all about trying to impress female. So, Juntsie offer conclusive resolution to raid dispute:

SOLUTION: Change all raid-quality loot to naked placeholder and blunt staff, so raider look like level 1 character.

No one tink raid so important anymore if dis happen cuz they will have to impress female in other way, as female not impressed by naked person who sit in one spot too long. In fact, female find naked person who sit in spot staring at wall too long creepy. Accordingly, no one fight over spawn anymoar. GM no longer have to baby-sit raid. At worst, everyone naked, including raid female, which will improve community morale.

Juntsie request dat GMs consider this bold, innovative server policy suggestion.