Prisoner of War "Naez" has been located and is being freed as we speak.

[MEGANS LAW]

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The war monster known as "Tralina" captured our poor friend Naez approximately 2 years ago and has held him hostage inside her compound located in New Mexico. She also kept other prisoners there to use as laborers and slaves for her chickens and cats (one in particular is Sancho, a previous boyfriend and illegal immigrant).

While we're not certain about the events leading up to Naez's run to freedom and subsequent escape, we are aware that Blizzard may have of offered him a job, which spurred the escape attempt.

Tralina the War Monster's size has reached epic proportions in recent years by sucking the soul out of her captives Naez and Sancho, feeding her power and growth. It left both of these men broken and a shell of their former great selves.

Stay tuned for the latest updates regarding our good pal Naez and the War Monster Tralina as we continue to investigate.

Thank you.