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Frunk Grunkman
Your trade skill is door-to-door armadillo-powered vacuum cleaner sales. You must role-play as a middling salesman attempting to break out of door-to-door sales and into EC Tunnel second-hand Iksar Scaled Gloves distribution as this is far more lucrative. You like to spend your non-working hours writing Ogre poetry such as: "Meat, bones, where have they flown? To eat, to crunch, I live to munch, on Gnomes and dwarves in pubs on wharves now growling belly drives me home" You have a fondness for caves and a debilitating fear mushrooms stemming from a childhood run-in with a fungus man. | ||
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