Should've payed the cuck bill

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Originally Posted by abbud [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Step 1. It is best to have some visual to jerk off to. In my case, I've
used a dead animal such as a vole or a raccoon but i
recommend the usage of hardcore pornography. Your nearby
waldenbooks or strouds will contain vast amounts of this material
available simply for the taking.

Step 2. Find something to beat off with. Here an animal corpse will
also suffice, but I find that a good set of mitts or industrial
gloves will work well. Avoid anything with asbestos.

Step 3. Now jerk it, jerk it you fucking whore. Jerk it like you're a
russian prostitute who has to work really hard for every ruble you earn.

Step 4. Finally, blow your sweet load you dumb bitch. It is important
that you prepare in advance (step 0) by choosing an adequate
receptacle for your spurt, called the jerknap. This jerknap is vitally
important to the success of your endeavor: If you choose the wrong
then your seed will be wasted for all time and you will go straight to
hell (the bad hell, not the one with the prostitutes). Any garment
will suffice, although feminine frilly things are highly recommended
in order to help you forget that you're all alone.

Step 5: Now that you've jerked it but good, the haze of endorphins and
sleepy eyes will prevent the crushing pressures of depression from
killing yourself for another three to six hours. Buy a falafel or
something.

is there a punch line or joke hidden somewhere in there?