Why you should join Aftermath

[Ravager]

The reason you should join Aftermath is because nobody beats off more. If you like to beat off, you'd be in good company with Aftermath. Beating off isn't just a hobby in Aftermath, it's a way of life. Awakened beats off too, but when Awakened beats off, there's no Aftermath. Awakened is a tease with no payoff. Aftermath is in it for the Aftermath. The Aftermath of beating off. So if you like to beat off, there's only one clear choice.