If everquest was real what would you be and what would you do?

[skarlorn]

Originally Posted by Psionide [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I would be Fippy Darkpaw...

good poast

Originally Posted by Pokesan [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

i'd kill the rapist from page 1

great poast. bookmarkin this 1 for further contemplation, analysis

Originally Posted by fan D [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

king tormax, giant dick

good post for a consistent poster

Originally Posted by myriverse [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Prolly an Erudite.

You kidding me? Frog legs that size?! I'm killing Frogloks! All day, every day.

this paost makes me happy but it's not that clever. the problem with frog legs of that size is that they would be less tender and delicious. hate to break thy bubble sir /tips fedora

i'm a high elf enchanter who left Felwithe because of their conservative social rhetoric. I now live in a rent-controlled area of East Freeport smoking Halfling Pipeweed. I live on the east side because with the ocean so near, home does not feel so far away. I maintain extremely high faction/CC on my female erudite girlfriend. I do this with three techniques. #1 I affect her using my Rod of Insidious Glamour (penis) #2 Mezzing her with food when she glares threateningly #3 charm spells in the form of emotional vulnerability.

I make a living by helping people figure out what their problems are. First off, I mezmerize them. If mez breaks early I know they have a DoT of some fashion. If Mez does not break, they are probably encumbered. if they have a disease, I arrange a port to Gfay and a guide to Felwithe where they will be cured by my mother who is a level 49 Cleric. I get a cut of all proceeds, naturally.

While I have J-boots, they are old and beaten in. I never show them off. I prefer taking ports from area to area, even though the Teleportation Security Administration can be a real drag. usually I get ported quick due to my high charisma and cheese-ball attitude which charms the simple hobbitfolk.

Most of the time I prefer to solo. I expect one day I will be a very rich enchanter, capable of soloing Sebilis to the applause of millions of Norrathians. When that day comes I will know that my art has reached a zenith and I will pump my girlfriend full of Cheezewiz and make her pop out some half elf, half erudite babies. Then we will go to live on Erudscrossing and subsist on a diet of fish, rice, and kerran.