UN,Mexico Makes Men Sit on Penis, Combats Sexual Harassment

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The UN and Mexico City have partnered in defense of women everywhere. In an unprecedented assault on the lecherous intent harbored by all men, Mexico City Transit has leveraged some creative brilliance with an adaptation of Islamic justice in the eternal struggle against sexual harassment: reserved seating.

Intuitively one might expect certain seating be reserved for women to keep aggressors as bay. "Nay," sayeth they, Mexico City Metro, "we are bold and so are our solutions." The new seats, molded in in the shape of a man's torso and lap, complete with obliquely splayed man parts are reserved for men. A placard at their feet explains that the discomfort they feel in the seat compares not with that of the women who suffer harassment at their hands. While many men may refuse to use the seat, it is good to know that at least some will and when all men are known lechers, getting through to some is better than none.

bravo, MCM and UN, bravo

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