WHO AM I? (PRIZE INCLUDED)

[Beastagoog]

I SPENT THE BEST PARTS OF MY LATE 20's and EARLY 30's FARMING FUNGIs ON BLUE99. (4 years in total)

I NECKBEARDED SO HARD THAT OTHER NECKBEARDS RESPECT/ED ME.

I POSTED A PICTURE OF MYSELF TRYING TO FLEX IN THE ATTIC OF EITHER MY MOMS OR GRANDMA'S HOUSE WITH GREASY HAIR AND IRON MAIDEN TYPE BAND POSTERS ON THE WALLS. I HAVE MANBOOBS, LIKE THE HORMONE IMBALANCE MANBOOBS MALES GET. EVERYONE LAUGHED AT ME ABOUT THAT PICTURE AND I'VE SPENT THE PAST 4 YEARS TRYING TO RECOVER FROM IT.

I THEN PROCEEDED TO RECORD A SERIES OF YOUTUBE VIDEOS OF ME TALKING TO GOATS TO IMPRESS MY ONLINE BUDDIES.

WHILE GETTING HAMMERED ON THE FORUMS I POSTED A PICTURE OF A WINDOW OF WHERE I WORK IN SOME SHITTY DOWNTOWN BORDER TOWNSHIP IN KENTUCKY TO TRY AND PROVE HOW SUCCESSFUL I AM AS A 35 YEARS OLD ENTERING MEANINGFUL EMPLOYMENT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE.

I HAVE AUTISM, ALL THOUGH IT IS MILD AUTISM SO I CAN FUNCTION WELL ENOUGH IN SOCIAL SETTINGS BUT I HAVE SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE TRYING TO PROVE I AM NORMAL.

FIRST PERSON TO GUESS WHO THIS IS WINS A PRIZE


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