EQ login music has satanically possessed me

[skarlorn]

I sometimes find myself inhaling and exhaling through my nose to the rhythm of EQ Loading Screen music. Inside my head, the pitch rises and fall to the testicle binding melody we all know and love (and fear). I logged into EQ last night for the first time in a month, and now, while building a flowchart, I found myself and sniffing along to the EQ login music. There are no drugs involved and I simply realized the destitution of my soul as I went to the kitchen to add potatoes to my beef goulash and realized I was hopping lightly from foot to foot as my spirit soared, sniffling out the epic music that has satanically possessed my being