Red fucking sucks

[Jauna]

I dunno I ran out of ideas weeks ago and these are more of a habit more than anything now but as long as we are here:

Shilled and pushed for a long time by many people, even the staff
Broke 200 players once half a decade ago
Has so so SO many ways to lure people into the server
Bullet point: More exp
Bullet point: cash only loots
Bullet point: level restrictions on pvp
Bullet point: no variance
Bullet point: other stuff
And after all of that people still do not want to pvp, people still shun the server, people still never give it a thought until the weekly "consider" thread appears

HOWEVER
After much consideration, an ingame fight and being told to like it at least once I settled for a backhanded compliment and here are a few things that makes the red server .. v.. worth it
You beta test shit for us. You got Kunark a day before the real people to make sure there are no game breaking bugs, you tested Velious out for us and good chance you will get Chardok to beta test for the greater good
You are good at flushing out server login errors. Recently I could not log in Blue for various reasons and for longass times (5-15 minutes) and every single time I log into red, instantly log out and bam, back on blue.
And you might be a nice possible solution to Blue's raiding scene problem. Imagine how.. good people will be if they knew that you wont take pixels away, that you wont suspend people.. but have to live out months at a time on the red server as punishment.

Red has a possibility to have a future, either have it be a containment server or I dunno how to spoiler things here but make PvP consensual.