Bin Laden's dead

[Turtles]

Mmm... not quite.

You have no idea what my SAT score was. I never said.

I never said I'd be a corporate lawyer, or even a lawyer at all.

And you have no idea how rich I am, nor what my GPA was as an undergraduate. Again, I never said.

For a boastful narcissist, I'm awfully reticent with details. People see "Ivy League" and go nuts. If I said University of Alabama, would you be having this reaction? Functionally speaking, it wouldn't have made any difference.