GREEN server jokes you tell to pass the time

[Grimstrike]

Hundreds of people in the starting zones and we are a couple of days into this fresh new server, to pass the time as we wait for single respawns to tag and bag, what are some jokes you like to tell in /ooc

My favorite one so far is in the Gfay area, Ranger jokes:

Why didn't they give Rangers FD?!
(wait a beat) *Sometimes people will take the bait...
Everyone knows that the fall damage would kill them!