Today, I won 7.5 million dollars.
The phone rings and I pick it up. Its some guy, Mr Martin Newton or something, anyways hes like im from "International winners association" and we're associated with publishers clearing house. Blah blah, since I shop at walgreens I used my walgreens discount card and that entered me into the contest, guy doesnt even know my name. Gives me the name off the caller ID which is not correct at all. So if I pay the low low price of .1% of the cost, I can have the money sent to my bank account over night! Only like, 750 bucks! I can hear what can only be described as india in the background. Cars honking horns and shit, people talking, papers being shuffled etc. So I'm like I'll call you back. 251 255 7749
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