Lets talk about our parents

[Misto]

Originally Posted by Bodeanicus [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

My dad was a gay Navy SEAL who couldn't handle his sexuality. He was also a narcissist, who constantly complained that no one "appreciated" what he did in Vietnam, which was to bang little Oriental boys in the poop chute. He used to make me and and my brother listen to Limbaugh, and watch Fox News constantly. We felt we had an obligation to join the service, but I got kicked out the the National Guard for being a retard, due to having my skull fractured by a pack of nigg... er, black folks. Now I lie awake at night, wondering what life would've been like if dad hadn't taken my on those "special" camping trips. I cry when I think about how much my butthole hurt on the ride back. Love ya, Dad. You were a true American hero.

Jesus Christ almighty.