Why am I on brain detail?

[unsunghero]

I think that title is from Pulp Fiction or something, but because of that title I was reluctantly expecting to read that your friend accidentally squished the cat or something. Or later I wondered maybe your friend domes the girl with a gun or something? Only because of the title, I gotta admit the end was a little anti-climactic

When it comes to girls, there’s lots out there that aren’t your friends ex. I recommend the following steps:

1. Be attractive
2. Don’t be unattractive