No such thing as an average BJ

[Skope]

Originally Posted by Barkingturtle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Pssh, my grandma's hot, for a dead chick.


I once crept home after a one-nighter and found a wad of chewing gum smashed into my pubic jungle. It reminded me of the way people stick their gum on like trees and fences while in line for roller-coasters. Anyway, that's a pretty bad dick suck; when there's foreign matter stuck in your pubes afterward.

maybe he just put it there because it just gets in the way and he can then just pluck it off and stick it back into his mouth after he was done. pretty smart move, imo