Every Single Possible Error at once

[Korach]

trying to log in:

1st attempt, client crashes when I hit Enter World from character select
14 attempted server log ins resulting in Unknown Error
7 log ins to empty server select screen
1 log in to a character select screen that has no characters at all
1 log in that freezes on world loading in screen

14 hours later, successful log in after 7 or 8 tries, freeze on second time I zone, and now having the same issues as above....

What gives?