A tutorial on how to become the best player of all time

[CrazyPro]

Step 1. Make an Ogre Warrior named Billybob (or anything really)

Step 2. Level it to 60

Step 3. Join the top guild on the server

Step 4. Find a group of several friends in each major timezone

Step 5. Give them your account info for both the game and discord

Step 6. Get each person to use some sort of voice modulation so that everyone sounds like the same person, or just pretend to have no mic and hope your guild allows this.

Step 7. Have someone be on the character at all times so you can have a 100% raid attendance and always be grinding non-raid DKP that your guild awards for farming reapers or whatever so you will gain DKP at an extremely fast rate that literally no one can keep up with. Many hands make for lighter work.

Step 8. Get full BiS in world record time

Step 9. Betray your friends and change your passwords

Step 10. Quit the game because there's nothing to do anymore