EQ Puns and Jokes

[Makken]

I was in a Sky raid last night and, while we waited for everyone to port up, people told riddle jokes/puns and one-liners in OOC. The jokes started off rooted in the real world (e.g., "Where does a polar bear keep its money?" *waits a minute* "In a snow bank.") but evolved into EQ-specific jokes (e.g., "Why don't rangers have FD?" *waits a minute* "Because the fall would kill them."). As someone who mains a gnome, my personal favorite was "What is the difference between a gnome and a grape?" To which someone replied in OOC "Nothing." It was really fun.

Does anyone else have any EQ jokes? I would love to hear them.