You're all playing the game wrong

[CrazyPro]

You sit around all day in raid comms watching youtube waiting for someone to scream "POPOPOPOP" so you can log in and deny pixels at 7 AM on a Monday, but that's not what the game is about. Boy I can't wait to spam 10 flux staff buttons in rapid succession while kiting this guard, this is a fun thing to do for with my day.
MAAANNNN I am so PUMPED to go stare at this spawn point for 16 hours straight, this is riveting gameplay! I hate those other guilds, dude, the people in my guild's discord echo chamber says they're nothing but the scum of the earth and they're all underhanded, double-dealin', no-good swindlers I tell ya hwat.

Meanwhile, the chad, 255 INT, 255 WIS guildless hermit in full banded armor with a bronze longsword and a vendor kite shield just runs around killing random shit and meeting people and grouping up and talking to people and stuff, you know? Like, that's way cooler than being a lawyerquesting poopsocking nerd p99 addict.

You are all playing this game so wrong, and stuff.