Something that i have pondered for years

[Kyronix]

Mandles for the win, but my house is covered in Vanilla scented shit. I like to blame my fiance but I tell you what, I bought most of it cause I just like vanilla. And honestly, I can smell really bad sometimes, its a guy thing.

Come back from fishin, all like "Hey babe how bout a little lovin?" and she just kinda looks at me and throws up a little in her mouth cause she smelled me the minute I got off the 405. But when the vanilla rollin around, I can smell like a gutted tuna and shes still down for some frisky time [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] But I have a fiance to backup my manliness when it comes into question due to candles (she also makes a great scapegoat) but if you don't have a significant other, (or if the your other has a dick) don't go that route.