Hail, heathens

[Abacab]

My name is Abacab of Halas, and I despise every single one of you. All of you are simple, unsophisticated raiders who spend every second of their day looking at the track list. You are everything disgusting in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever been given bonus DKP for showing up early? I guess it's enjoyable making fun of Divinity because of your own inabilities in the joust, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than intentionally causing faction wars!

Do not be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I am pretty much perfect. I was raid leader of my guild, and night time tracker for the server. What weapons do you wield, other than "your meat sword whilst you imagine slaying Vox"? I also am skilled in poisoncrafting, and have a full bag of resist gear (I just opened my tink bag ; shit was SO cash). You are all casuals who should just stick to hanging around Mistmoore. Thank you for listening.

(pic related: my trivial bitch and I)

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