EQ humor

[YendorLootmonkey]

THE WARRIOR THEME SONG
(Sing to the tune of "For Those About to Rock", by AC/DC)

By Yendor Lootmonkey of Xegony

We raid tonight
Much to my delight
Yeah, yeah... oh

Stand up and cast aego
Hit points we are about to receive
You are the casters
You'll buff us with everything we need
Hail, hail, to the shadowknights
Defensive has got the right of way
We ain't no rangers, ain't no rogues
We're tankin' to save the day

For those about to tank, we salute you
For those about to tank, we salute you

We tank the gods on the front line
Like a wall between them and you
The zone's a-light with the uber fight
Clerics chain complete heal tonight

For those about to tank, we salute you
For those about to tank, we salute you
For those about to tank, we salute you
Yes we do
For those about to tank, we salute you

Oooh, salute!
Oooh, ooooh yeah

I'm just a warrior for hire, and my health bar's a-fire
Taking flurry hits for you
Pick up your arrows, and load up your quiver
For a twenty-one bow salute

For those about to tank - fire
We salute you
For those about to tank, we salute you
Those about to tank - fire
We salute you
Fire
We salute you
We salute you
Come on, whooa
For those about to tank, we salute you (x4)

Shoot, shoot (x2)

For those of you, for those who tank
Yeah

We salute you (x3)

Fire