Calling all pals

[Salem Orchid]

Hey pals I need a few pixels and maybe level 58 to help assure my top performance in best of the best. Here's a list of things I need

- Power leveling, how ever you want, can buff me, or just kill mobs and FD for me, w/e's.

- items, send pm's known pals will be able to indulge in my selection then we can work on acquiring said pixels

- cash donations, I need a new mouse with better sensitivity for better mouse turning

- a cool coach that will have a white towel around his neck and keep me focused, will probs be part of a cool training montage

- a small nerdy underdog kind of pal, who knows everything about my enemies and the weapons they are using, he will also be part of my montage

- a damsel who's heart im trying to win over by winning BoTB or something, you can be creative, will also be part of my montage, would be cool if you were unappreciative at first but secretly lusted for me

let's get work done pals