<Bear Jews> Recruiting! (SATIRE, please do not move)

[Hasbinbad]

Hello good citizens of Norrath on Project 1999! I would like to introduce you to the newest guild option available to anyone!

<bear jews=""> < Bear Jews > is now recruiting anyone! All players are welcome to join with absolutely no level or skill requirement!

We are looking for players that are willing to spend a certain amount of time camping spawns for our Big-Brother guild < IB ><inglourious basterds="">. For dilligently spending your time making sure IB gets first shot at every mob on the server, we will give you all of our trash loot (way better than anything you could obtain alone - think dragon daggers!), and make sure you're twinkediest set of twinks ever to twink a twink in general.

If you end up being a GREAT player, you have a leg up to join < IB > <inglourious basterds=""> as well! Think of the raid content you could conquer in a guild legitimately (by the rules!) locking down every raid mob on the server 24/7!! It will be amazing, bro!!

Send me a PM for more info!!

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PLEASE NOTE
This post has been entirely satirical in an attempt to show the weaknesses of the system of variance in spawn times. There is no guild called < Bear Jews > <bear jews=""> (yet, lol, that would be funny pals), and this nonexistant guild has nothing to do with IB. None of the views expressed here are the views of IB. Please do not move this post. People should be aware that things like THIS can and probably will happen.</bear></inglourious></inglourious></bear>