Why aren't rogues top DPS?

[azeth]

Originally Posted by Muzyn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The more you guys mention how much faster a charm can kill the enchanter it makes me wonder if you ever bothered positioning for breaks. You can distance yourself to whirl before a mob reaches you, one of the other enchanters can whirl if they see you get hit. It's reliable enough to use on the entire clear and the bosses. Not sure what else you want me to say, other than to spoil it.

enjoy the old world enc dps phenomena while it lasts then. i am actually pretty impressed if your numbers (dps wise pet vs rogue) are legit.

[Shewz]

ITT: Chicanery trying to get protips. Learn to play.

My 2-3 claim still holds. Do you think 100% of rogues/monks do over 25 deeps on planes raids? Some do low 20s. God, why am I even responding to your airhead nitpicking?

[guineapig]

Originally Posted by Muzyn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The more you guys mention how much faster a charm can kill the enchanter it makes me wonder if you ever bothered positioning for breaks. You can distance yourself to whirl before a mob reaches you, one of the other enchanters can whirl if they see you get hit. It's reliable enough to use on the entire clear and the bosses. Not sure what else you want me to say, other than to spoil it.

This is common knowledge. Any raid geared enchanter can charm the exact same mobs and have the exact same results as you. The difference is that most of us don’t bother to incessantly parse damage while playing. By the way, does your parse happen to include time spent recharming your mob when it breaks during a fight? I’m guessing that would add up a lot during a 2 hour long trash clear. Yes, that should be subtracted from your total DPS…

I am also pretty sure that I was level 50 before you started playing on this server. My main was an enchanter on Live and I went through much more difficult content than what’s currently available on this server. The only difference between you and me is that I don't try to impress people by talking about my leet video game skills on the internet. It’s kind of sad frankly.

I'm happily married, have a decent job and play on this server for nostalgia. There really isn’t anything that I need to prove to anyone here.

Originally Posted by Shewz [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

ITT: Chicanery trying to get protips. Learn to play.

See above:

Originally Posted by Shewz [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

My 2-3 claim still holds.

You have yet to prove your claim so it doesn’t hold squat.

Originally Posted by Shewz [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Do you think 100% of rogues/monks do over 25 deeps on planes raids? Some do low 20s.

It’s not my problem that the rogues in your guild do such little damage on raids. Maybe you should spend more mana on buffing them then recharming your pet every few minutes?

Originally Posted by Shewz [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

God, why am I even responding to your airhead nitpicking?

Only you can truly answer that question. Maybe you have some deep-seeded need to try and impress everyone on the forums? I don’t know to be honest. But I’m guessing that the impression that people are getting from you is the opposite of what you were aiming for.

[Reiker]

It was so money when the Amygdalan Knights procced harm touch. Enchanters raped so hard.

[Shewz]

You keep saying you're awesome but the things you say just make me think you're dumb and bad.

[Muzyn]

Originally Posted by guineapig [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

This is common knowledge. Any raid geared enchanter can charm the exact same mobs and have the exact same results as you. The difference is that most of us don’t bother to incessantly parse damage while playing. By the way, does your parse happen to include time spent recharming your mob when it breaks during a fight? I’m guessing that would add up a lot during a 2 hour long trash clear. Yes, that should be subtracted from your total DPS…

I am also pretty sure that I was level 50 before you started playing on this server. My main was an enchanter on Live and I went through much more difficult content than what’s currently available on this server. The only difference between you and me is that I don't try to impress people by talking about my leet video game skills on the internet. It’s kind of sad frankly.

I'm happily married, have a decent job and play on this server for nostalgia. There really isn’t anything that I need to prove to anyone here.

Only you can truly answer that question. Maybe you have some deep-seeded need to try and impress everyone on the forums? I don’t know to be honest. But I’m guessing that the impression that people are getting from you is the opposite of what you were aiming for.

We're simply participating in a thread. A couple of clowns started trolling us throwing around fake numbers and calling BS on everything we've said. You cant find a way to dispute data so you turn it around like we're here to impres s someone?


P.S I'm a 40 year old virgin living in my grandma's basement who's parsing charm DPS when not flirting with mangina's on a fake EQ server.

P.P.S I have a 3 inch dick

[Loke]

Originally Posted by Muzyn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

We're simply participating in a thread. A couple of clowns started trolling us throwing around fake numbers and calling BS on everything we've said. You cant find a way to dispute data so you turn it around like we're here to impres s someone?


P.S I'm a 40 year old virgin living in my grandma's basement who's parsing charm DPS when not flirting with mangina's on a fake EQ server.

P.P.S I have a 3 inch dick

Wait, are you claiming that I'm a clown and trolling you? I was seriously trying to get information on your figures because I was genuinely curious. If you want to act like a cock though - noted.

[JackOfSpades]

*drives sign into the ground*
"Please don't feed the trolls."

[guineapig]

Originally Posted by Shewz [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You keep saying you're awesome but the things you say just make me think you're dumb and bad.

Wrong, I have never said I was "awesome".

Your troll skill has gone up +1 though.

[Lazortag]

Could anyone have predicted that a thread with such an innocuous title as "Why aren't rogues top DPS?" would have turned into such an unbearable shitstorm?