Greetings from da Swamp

[Juntsie]

So, Juntsie decide to provide periodic update on adventures and status of professional service LLC.

Juntsie try to sell permits and professional services. No one want. Juntsie keep trying. Bashing go better tho. Recently remembered how to meditate. Sit down, let head get clear. Sniff swamp gas sometimes to refresh memory faster.

Juntsie now bash snakes in desert to learn new spells. Dis a valuable service to desert community and swamp cuz snake population too big and has created an adverse environmental impact to desert and swamp communities. Juntsie accepting donations for efforts to cull snake population. Put in trust. Send Juntsie tell in-game for more details.

[Abner]

hee hee this makes me want to make a Troll for some reason.

[Jimjam]

Juntsie is a great troll. I think it was Juntsie that reminded me as I passed through Innothule swamp, that as a Halfling I need to be careful as it only takes a couple of inches of water to drown.

He also promised not to eat me as gnomes have tastier toes.

Thanks for the reminder Juntsie!

[Juntsie]

Juntsie offer supplemental status update.

Swamp hunting nearly come to close, cuz remembering how to bash again. Juntsie had good adventure in swamp, and meet lots of folk. Belikwar bash with Juntsie; good Troll warrior, but he need to work on troll dialectic. Rafeeki, ogre, make fun of Juntsie and give him better club, which used to control local froglock population. Sadly, no luck at enforcing permit violations or selling professional services, but swamp so well regulated that not surprising.

A long time ago, mebbe thirteen years or so, Juntsie used to travel around and bash all sorts of big things: dragons, giants, big crystal giants, and moar. Had lots of loots. Then settled down, became licensed troll professional, got wife, and take care of damn dog. Wife so mad at Juntsy tho that he have to travel far away from Grobb, so he run toward desert.

In an effort to reduce environmental impact caused by uncontrolled snake population, Juntsie bash in desert till learn new spell. Met lots of folk hunting big giant that never there. Juntsie informed them of secret theory: speculation and conjecture that giant only spawn at night. If giant anything like Juntsie, he probably scared of wife and run away. Wife get very angry at night, especially if she catch female starting at Juntsie (which is only natural).

Then, Juntsie engage in commercial transactions in tunnel. Drive hard bargains. Lizard Savok nice enough to sell Juntsie full banded armor at steep discount. Then performed analytic calculation after equipping banded armor. Found steep decline in mood and fertility of local female population. Suspect covering natural nude troll form cause female to lapse into depression and loose hormone. Still researching.

Hunt in common land for while longer, then go bash skeletons across ocean. Maybe professional services in greater demand with lizards.

[Clark]

"New club used to control froglok population" Haha love it. Welcome to the server!

[Rawradin]

I'm ready for another supplemental status Update..