TRUMP 2016

James_Joyce · #1 12-03-2015, 03:23 AM

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Safe to say the Trump Honeymoon is over for anyone who wants to be taken seriously. At least according to Jeb.

And Jeb would never speak falsity. Just look at him and his sweet wife, this is clearly a man who married for love. I can't imagine any other motivation for an American politician to marry a wealthy minority woman but true love, just look at them together. That picture carries the stink of truth and honest, Godly living.

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Compare that to TRUMP on the left with his trophy slut and cheap chauvinistic smirk. The man is a walking falsehood.

AzzarTheGod · #2 12-03-2015, 03:58 AM

Can't hate Trump for wanting to live life to the fullest and get something to compliment his tax bracket.

I did enjoy Melania's story to Barbara Walters about how she had her doubts about Trump, as if she wasn't ready to say "I do" when he bee-lined over to her at the party and said hello are you single? Then said she took HIS number, and told Trump he can't have her number. Gotta break up with sugar daddy #2 very carefully, can't have Trump blowing up her line in the meantime ya feels.

Hope that arranged marriage is satisfying the ol' cuckasaurus rex, I mean the Jebmeister.

James_Joyce · #3 12-10-2015, 07:33 PM

If Donald TRUMP isn't the best presidential candidate, why is he the best meme?

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James_Joyce · #4 12-14-2015, 11:42 PM

TRUMP BUMP

Another stunning rally. Put it on on your phone while you go for a jog; the man's voice is soothing yet commanding and masculine enough to drive you forward in the face of diversity.

"Turn up the volume." -D. TRUMP

James_Joyce · #5 12-14-2015, 11:52 PM

Wait, I thought TRUMP's campaign was flagging? I thought that one guy, uhh what's his name, Ted Cruz, was beating him in Iowa or something according to one cherry-picked shit tier poll?

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TRUMP hits a new high in national poll

Orruar · #6 12-15-2015, 09:36 AM

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the man's voice is soothing yet commanding and masculine enough to drive you forward in the face of diversity.

Did you mean to say "adversity"? If that was intentional, it's pretty fucking funny.

maskedmelon · #7 12-15-2015, 09:49 AM

I missed it. Damn it.

James_Joyce · #8 12-15-2015, 10:24 AM

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I missed it. Damn it.

a leaf in the breeze
that wafts away, ever gone
vote TRUMP to keep it

AzzarTheGod · #9 12-15-2015, 01:50 AM

lol Trump crushing over 31% to 41% in most major polls. So badly crushing that Fox News and CNN won't report their own poll numbers anymore and are digging deep to find polls that have Trump closer to Cruz but even that failed.

He goin 2 the moon-- its the landing part 2, 2015 redux yeehaw.