Star Trek Beyond

[iruinedyourday]

Im not insulting, but dude if you think the relationship issues in EVERY instance of tng, isnt tentamount to every relationship issue that every jr highschool student is going through, well u be kidding yerself

Remember the episode where they get all infected with the SEXY virus and wana BANG and shit? like episode 2 or whatever.

Anyways remember when Jordy laforge gets infected FIRST?

DO YOU REMEMBER WHERE HE GOES?

DO YOU REMEMBER THE FIRST PLACES THAT INFECTD WITH THE SEXY TIME VIRUS GOES?

THAT MOTHER FUCKER GOES DIRECTLY TO WESTLIES ROOM

tell me that aint some fucked up shit.

dat shit f'd up n u kno it! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Lune]

That is pretty fucked up, what a great observation.

[iruinedyourday]

Originally Posted by Lune [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

That is pretty fucked up, what a great observation.

lol its like direct as fuck, hes like tuggin on his collar with beads of sweat and hes like man i dont feel well, i need to get some rest.

smash cut to the doorbell ringing to westlies room kek

[Pokesan]

someone link the latimes article about all pedophiles being star trek fans

[GeinHealy]

Originally Posted by Madbad [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Star Trek, is, and always has been a submarine/nautical drama with sci-fi trappings.

Shits stupid when they get off the boat.

Star Trek TOS, Season 1, Episode 14:

"Balance of Terror"

That shit's classic! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[MrSparkle001]

This looks like shit. I didn't like Fast and Furious, never bothered to see any of the others, and this "Star Trek" movie looks like absolute shit.

[KagatobLuvsAnimu]

Based on the trailer, this movie does look abysmally generic.

[James_Joyce]

Star Trek: Beyond Gay

[stormlord]

Originally Posted by iruinedyourday [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

OK SO HERES WHAT I THINK

u know how everyone is like, JJ abrams RUINED startrek he made it about the action, the womanizing & the NON SCIENCE....

well thats what the OG startrek was all about for fucks sake look at this guy:

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So in short, the new updated startrek movies are RIGHT IN CANNON (except for transwarp beaming but fuck you)

It wasnt until next gen that they made it all about the faggy jr high school im afraid of girls and science is #1 theme..

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SO IN REAL SHORT.

These movies are great, and I'm glad they got a producer from The Fast & The Furious on it. CUS THAT SHIT IS CANON

I think you're kind of right, but only kind of. You're comparing something like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfZFx_GKtIc

To this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gMVrQ4Zq3M

Do you deny hte differnece? Here's your action-packed movie:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2T1QX7BEyg

Here's some more action:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6F5pAFhByU8

I get it STar Trek had some action, but you're making a broad brush stroke that fails to catch the subtlety.

EDIT: Speed is a great movie btw, but it's not Star Trek. Neither is Fast and Furious.

One isn't better than the other but they serve people in different ways.

[Novoselic]

Originally Posted by iruinedyourday [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

OK SO HERES WHAT I THINK

u know how everyone is like, JJ abrams RUINED startrek he made it about the action, the womanizing & the NON SCIENCE....

well thats what the OG startrek was all about for fucks sake look at this guy:

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So in short, the new updated startrek movies are RIGHT IN CANNON (except for transwarp beaming but fuck you)

It wasnt until next gen that they made it all about the faggy jr high school im afraid of girls and science is #1 theme..

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SO IN REAL SHORT.

These movies are great, and I'm glad they got a producer from The Fast & The Furious on it. CUS THAT SHIT IS CANON

tng had class and picard will fuck up klingons anyday of the week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5flvBy9AHU

picard actually stabbed a *****
hows that for action

and dont get me started on my ***** riker
tldr:
tos is for pussies and mouthbreathers, tng is for classy men